I used to be
in the Girl Guides
but I was thrown out
when it was found out
...I was a boy!
I mean...why?
I had the girls tied up
in knots of laugter
& always won the contest to see
who could pee the furtherest!
Dónall Dempsey
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/childhood-traumas-for-my-old-pal-al/