William Cunningham,
-he would have seen ‘happier days’,
So he says,

William Cunningham is an ass,

He laced some Campbell Soup with prescription drugs and lighter fluid,
-A concoction more hideous than a potion by a druid.

William Cunningham is an ass.

Then he fed the concoction to his children,
He planned to sue the Campbell Soup Company or at least extort money from them,

William Cunningham is an ass.

Cunningham is sentenced to 100 years for willfully poisoning his offspring,
I don’t comprehend who would do such a thing

William Cunningham is an ass.

(5-26-09)

Joe Rosochacki

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/uhm-uhm-good/