there was once man
with a big tan
he loved a lady called Ricknotton
the thing she most adored was a bag of cotton
one day she said 'go down to that dragon den
and you will meet a dragon called Ben.'
'fine my love i will try to be brave
when i enter that dragon cave! '
so he went
and did his tent
which was sent by the royal mail
as he went in the cave his face was all pale
the dragon only did a flick
and oh my gosh did that guy go quick
that man was a trouble
he wouldn't make another couple! ! ! ! ! !

Magnus Lyche

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