RICKY IS SOOO FULL OF SHIfT!
IDEOLOLGICAL SHIfT DRIFT.
CAN'T GET HIS SHIfT TOGETHER.
KALEIDSOCOPICALLY CRAZY SHIfT LIKE THE WEATHER.
YABBERING LIKE HE'S A SHIfT BRAIN!

PLAINLY SLINGING SHIfT INSANE!
EGOTISTICAL AS HIS BULL SHIfT FLOWS.
REEKING OF ISSUE DEEP SHIfT AS EVERYONE KNOWS.
RECKON HE'LL GO INTO THE SHIfT CAN.
YIPPIE, IN NOVEMBER HIS SHIfT WILL HIT THE FAN!

EVERY DAY IS LIKE CHRISTMAS FOR MANY INCUMBENT TEXAS POLITICIANS SINCE THEY TEND TO BE AS FULL OF SHIfT AS A NERVOUS CHRISTMAS TURKEY!

Hubert Wilson

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ricky-s-full-of-shift/