How the silicone gel made men yearn.
All eyes in the shop did turn.
Incessant male talking did feverishly churn.
Resplendent perfection no one could spurn.
Could a difference in the two anyone discern?
Uniform shape and firmess impressed even the stern.
Totally in awe of this gleaming set of male sideburns!

Hubert Wilson

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