A thief was caught while having his ankle bracelet on,
The thief, was adorned with the adornment after he was convicted of burglary,
The ankle bracelet had a GPS system in it where upon,
The police were tracking his every move concurrently.

Much to the thief chagrin,
The law stepped in,
The thief is behind bars, not at home,
Dumb and Dumber is a movie,
But that does not come close to reality.

(3-17-2008)

Joe Rosochacki

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dumb-and-dumber-and-the-dumbest/