For fourteen days Felix was sick
his head had met a wall of brick
they'd chased him with a giant stick
and threw some stones and tried to kick
poor Felix, when his brother Nick
helped by a friend named Frederick
whose hair was black and very slick
also a member of that clique
came out of shadows by the creek
and spotted what that gangster prick
who was well known, his name was Dick
was doing, knew what made him tick
that's why they caught him with a trick.

Herbert Nehrlich

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