Egg Fertiliser
is made inside the factories
known as testicles.

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When men and women
are both obese of belly
IT must be longer.

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An aneurism
is like a keg of powder,
ready to snuff you.

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Examination
of prostates is restricted
to the male gender.

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Against the blue sky
pigs could be spotted flying.
The end of reason?

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It was nudity
that made him choose obstetrics.
a bottomless pick.

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Herbert Nehrlich

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/six-haikus/