Dear God, its' Christmas again
More death on our highways
Domestic violence,
Familys' come together
To gloat and bloat
Their cavens enlarged
Their kidneys' assaulted-
With copious amounts of
Liquid toddies
Where are you Jesus
Houdini never came back
Ill' have a bloody Mary Barman

December 2008

Allan James Saywell

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-bloody-mary-at-christmas/