Nine sleeping ducks snoring in a bed,
One flies out and one wants bread,
Seven sleeping ducks snoring in a bed,
One woke up and one needs milk,
Five sleeping ducks snoring in a bed,
One dehydrated one needing to urinate,
Three sleeping ducks snoring in a bed,
One needs play and one needs a ted,
One sleeping duck snoring in a bed and
it needing to go doctors,
A man comes in to sleep in bed,
He runs out as it smelt like discusting!

dotty ducks

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