My wife’s like a house, she’s so fukin’ big
With her Bulemia/Alzheimer’s trick.
She eats and eats like a fukin’ pig
But forgets to be fukin’ sick.
Note: Another Favourite Classic joke put to rhyme.
Reece Kaye
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/poor-taste-poetry-not-for-the-easily-offended/