Down on your hands and knees
looking for a socket

your naked bum
informs me

that it can't find
where to plug it

in.

Your feminine wiles
tantalize & tease me

make life
very hard &

...difficult for me!

I grin
& bear it all

show remarkable restraint
as I manage to croak:

'Come love...come love...come to bed! '

Delighted
you smile

my erection
leading the way.

Dónall Dempsey

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/first-night-5/