I am much a Picky plant
And I don't like you.
I shall not be nice to thee-
No I won't review...
If you were to hurt and moan-
Regards but I've no aid.
I'd gladly Dry my stickly pricks
For rain on your parade.
Kyle Hamp
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-i-am-6/