You sit
upon

an enormous
phallus

smiling at
Cerne Abbas

delighted with
your self

sitting on top
of the tip of the top

of the great
chalk giant’s c*ck

Looking so pleased
with your self

(and they say
size doesn’t matter)

“Take a photograph
Quick! ”
you scream.

“Go back...go back! ”

I back off
quite a bit



before I can get
all of it in.

You on top
of that hill

on top
of an ancient giant’s
Neolithic manhood

carved into the chalk

with that stupid grin
only I know you’re grinning.

Dónall Dempsey

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/and-they-say-size-doesn-t-matter/