The assignment was simple...
write a poem about Spring,
but it was third grade
and no one had explained to me
the finer points of plagiarism...
so I submitted...

'Spring has sprung,
the grass is riz'...
I wonder where
the flowers is.'

Mother called in for a conference.

Coach Roth

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/in-case-you-re-paying-attention/