Nobody loves me,
Nobody cares,
Nobody counts
My pubic hairs.

Nobody says
'You're a swell little guy',
Or says, 'I will love you
Until I die! '

Nobody worships
The ground where I've trod,
More likely they tell me
I'm just a sod!

Nobody loves me,
Nobody cares,
Nobody counts
My bodily hairs!

John Thorkild Ellison

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pubic-hair/