It's a Sunday night and the burger joint doesn't close until midnight
After that it's the grease trap needs emptying and the floor needs a mop
Scrap and scour the grill, empty the fry trays, and make sure to lock up
Call us in the morning if you're going to be late....
Who would have thought this would be the old woman's fate?
Evidently she never saw it coming or she would have taken the job with the Government....

Ted Sheridan

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/super-sized-and-supervised-at-fifty-five-the-hazards-of-eating-processed-cheese-foods/