Driving the wrong way...
Someone famous, that night covered day.

Someone famous driving drunk...
Drunker than the drunkest skunk.

Yes, these drunk driving people were rich with money...
You would think that they would be able to afford to pay someone to drive them around, don't you think that idea is solid and sound?

What does seem too, too funny...
That those drunk drivers could not part with their chauffer's wanting like money.

Do these celebrity people think that they are above all law? ...
What had they learned from their mother or paw?

When will they learn? ...
Not to drink and drive and to not crash and burn.

It's off to jail that these celebs do go...
It does not seem much, in the way of common sense, that they do not seem to really know.

Where will they go? , but, right off to jail....
Faster and faster than the fastest of snails.

Michael Gale

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hi-ho-hi-ho-it-s-off-to-jail-i-must-go/