A few years ago, I used to
go to the gym twice a week;
I thought the exercise
would improve my physique.
My ex-boss saw me one day,
then declared Arnie Sweatyknickers
has come to town,
and a new action hero was born.
David Harris
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/arnie-sweatyknickers-fun-poem-35/