I am doing research on the most effective and least
Painful ways for me to forever leave this life
So far the only two methods I have found both involve
A Monkey, a Boa snake and a Handmaiden.....
Choosing your poison isn't as easy as it sounds....


(2007)

Ted Sheridan

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ways-of-checking-out-without-the-pain-of-saying-goodbye/