I received a brochure the other day
On the front cover it read...in big bold black print
'Death Benefits'
Not in the least curious as to what they were
As I could think of possibly only one
I threw it in the final resting place of all my junk mail
And closed the lid


(2007)

Ted Sheridan

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/benefits-paid-to-your-heavenly-account-but-the-devil-is-in-the-details/