Play!
First they giveth then they taketh,
No nonsense no calories that’s how I make it,
Shake it and break it in two,
Take it, take this, and take two in fact take 8,
Then masturbate or coagulate your arteries,
With natural fat a casual hat to hide my grays
It pays to look younger than your actual age,
My limit is definite its explosive like dynamite,
The limelight the high life is over there somewhere,
I don’t really care if I catch a stare,
Because I’ll glare a glare that will turn you to stone,
Over there sitting all alone with tea and biscuits,
Flip this over like a pancake on a frying pan,
Man I am what I am,
Grip the shift and put the gear into the highest setting,
I’m getting to it I’m getting to it,
I’m an ice cream truck with a brain freeze,
I’m a third world country without a killer disease,
I’m a thank you without a please,
I’m a front door without the keys,
I'm just spicing it up with a little ginger,
While I burn calories with my fingers,
Stop!

Gaz illionaire

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