I was taking a nap today around two
It was very hot but....I'd found some cool mud
And so I laid my hambones down with the other hogs.....
Made me feel thinner....
To lay there spread eagle with balls to the sky next to them
I felt like a pig in Hog Heaven...Like a true Harley Hog
A real symbol of America and its freedom.....
In all its glory and decadence......
I was taking a nap today around two
When I had this dream about some fresh homegrown pimentos and Velveeta ®___

Ted Sheridan

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-aesthetic-faculties-of-an-american-icon/