So...why are my feet dry?
Why ask what I want to see,
Then click the remote on
'Deadliest Catch'?
My love (read that as occupant) ,
Are you convincing me...

If there was just ONE woman
On the jury,
I'd never be convicted?

Why ask what I was doing
With a screwdriver last night...
When your car won't start this
Morning?

Oh. Nuthin...just wire connectors
To the injectors,
Timing chain and intake
Manifold.

Lil sis had two brothers.
Piss me off. Go right ahead.
You ain't seen your transmission
Yet...

Your mechanic will...

elysabeth faslund

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/our-love-is-deeper-than-the-ocean-humor/