Colin Curry came acourting
Comely Countess Caroline
Craving cuddles, cool caresses
Choosing creepers,
Colin climbs.

'Come on ' chortled cheerful cherubs
Carved clasping crumpled crimson curtains
Colin clutched cold crumbling casements
Confidently; conquest certain.

Canny Colin, champion climber
' cross cruel corners courageously clambers
' Come cute courtesan ' called the crafty consort
Crossing Caroline's chilly chambers.

Choosing a cocooning, cushioned couch,
Cuddling Caroline, Colin creeps
Carefully clasping copper curls
Caressing cherry coloured cheeks.

A cad caught carousing; chasing Colin,
Count Carl, cuckolded, clutched a chopper.
Chastising clashes, cursing crudely,
Called 'Corporal Cooper ' the castle copper.

Cold cuffs, custody, a confining cell
Crass canoodling classed a crime
Cheeky Colin, called craven criminal,
A convent claims Countess Caroline.

Irene C S ClarkHogg

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