Hen pecked husbands are usually pecked too much...
Holes in heads are dotted as such.
Beakmarks are usually the wive's own prints...
Justifiably women nagg as constantly they give us hints.
That honey do list enlargens too fast to unmeasurably weigh...
Nag, nag, nag as much to my unbelieving dismay.
I pray thee Lord, to guide me to my very own much sought freedom...
I as well as the next guy, will really deserve, as want all of them.
Our married right are given up to marriage...
Especially more so, if along comes a baby carriage.
Is nine month's of freedom given up easily to a licensed well wedded...
It's long past the mind's total erring way of operating gone on
way too long.
Pussy whipped men of the world-it's time to unite...
Go after that well deserved divorce decree, but before hand, go
to her and intelligently-pick with her an unforseen-verbal brought fight.
Then, the 'morrow, we'll finally be free...
No longer expected to hand out to her, that weekly due, monetarrily wanted fee.
Marriage is the unexpected ambush of the singled, fast aging woman...
To legally trap the single man, by me the only well thought out conclusion.
My only advice is to warn the single male of his impending doom...
Do not agree to be that dumbfounded, unsuspecting gullable, misled
groom.
That invisible ring of entrapment can at times not ever be seen...
That insitution of marriage, can at times, in the near future, be
considered by the single bachelor, Totally an unfreeing duty
of one fact...
Tis' be one hellava tact, hidden and bewaringly an ugly one fact, too
obscene.

Michael Gale

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/marriage-can-be-an-institutionalized-commitment/