The Crab walked sideways to the bar
He stopped to talk to the prawn
Who commented on his sideways movement
When he left the bar, he was walking straight
The Prawn was amazed, he said
You are cured Crab, you walk straight
The Crab laughed and said, no i'm just pissed

Repost Series 2006

allan james saywell

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/drunken-crab/