I wish someone would Invent
A car that will not Dent
Or a bulb that won't go Out
Also a Land without Drought
Maybe never ending Food
Police that are always in a good Mood
A Lawyer that won't get you Screwed
Or Oil without Crude
Maybe just maybe I am being a Little Shrewd
But others told me I am to Prude

David Darbyshire

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