In the morning of Sunday the first
Sheik Abdullah woke up with a thirst.
So he drank what was handy,
'twas a bottle of Brandy
and at noon his circumflex burst.

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There once was an Arab named Khan
who would always observe Ramadan.
When his uncle named Sam
brought a Black Forest Ham
they absconded to Pakistan.

Herbert Nehrlich

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