I possess a mind, that has a store
Of great mischief, if i would see
A former wife asleep, with an open mouth
Even though, she was a non smoker
I would insert, a lit cigarette
In her mouth, then i would awake her
And accuse her of smoking
She would deny it vigourously
With the cigarette, still in her mouth
Women are funny creatures

Allan James Saywell

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