Perhap's we could line up
Our politician's like clown's
With open mouth's
Like they do in sideshow alley
Us men could throw our ball's
At there open mouth's
Therefore restricting there decision making
The woman could stand either side
Of the row of head's in the raw
Ensuring that they keep moving there head
This should give the politician
Something to do, other then try and run the country

Allan James Saywell

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/why-politician-s-have-open-mouth-s/