(This is a fictional poem)

Sonny the cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs.
When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough.
He said he ate it because he loved that cocoa crunch.
I killed that damn bird and then I had him for lunch.
He'd been arrested for eating other people's cereal, he was a con.
I stuck my shotgun up that bird's butt and his ass was gone.
Some people say that shooting him was hasty.
Maybe so but that damn bird sure was tasty.

Randy Johnson

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