- I have seen Nessie sink seven
Hundred feet off the shore!
_________________________- Helen,
Where?
________- There! Just wait! Nessie sank
Four minutes ago.
________________- But a man
Can hardly stay under water
Longer.
________- It’s the Loch Ness Monster!
- It hasn’t yet sunk in!
___________________- Why?
- Because this Monster can’t fly!
- What for?
__________- Oh! It’s easy as
This lake isn’t famous Loch Ness!

Konstantin Ananin

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/nessie/