New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, a.k.a. “The Captain,” a.k.a. “Captain Clutch,” a.k.a. “Mr. November,” has five games remaining in his MLB career, and we couldn’t be happier. While Yankees fans may not be ready for life after Jeter, the MLB's insistence on forcing the Captain down everyone's throats has been an eight-month ordeal for fans and media who could care less. To commemorate the end of Jeter's career, James Lumalu of The Fumble has come up with five reasons why he's happy DJ's just about done.