If you don't already, ask for the shots on top of the water. It results in a slightly different, but better, flavor.
[] Worked in a 99p store, where literally everything is 99p.

"How much is this?"
[] Birdnado?
[] It doesn't make anything fraud proof. You just have to figure out the algorithm for number generation. It's one extra step, but not really anything more complicated
[] So women and douchebag drivers that park straight across handicap zones?
[] My dad
[] I thought people are nice from the goodness of their hearts. I cannot be more wrong...
[] Whichever way you think would work best for her. If you're at a point in your relationship where you're considering marriage, you'll probably know.
[] Read this as barista and was expecting a Starbucks war.
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but if we send back our 850K Polish people to their population of 38 Million they're screwed


You're exchanging younger working people, including many people working as doctors and nurses, who pay takes, for old retired people who use more resources (like the NHS) and do not contribute as much in taxes.

That's a terrible exchange.
[] Sweden tried that in 1990. Stockholm lost most of its trade to London in the next three years, real estate and financial sector collapsed, the Swedish GDP dropped by 5%. The end result were enormous government budget deficits and a looming bankruptcy that could only be avoided with IMF emergency loans and radical spending cuts all over the board. Such a transaction tax should not be used carelessly and recklessly, and certainly not for the sake of political ideology.
[] Actually fixed link here
[] I work in the dairy section at a grocery store. It was a Thursday night around 8 o'clock , so it wasn't very busy. This what seemed to be college aged guy came up to me and asked "Hey bro, where are the birth control pills?". I was like "you mean like day after pills or condoms?" And he was like no "Like real birth control". He seemed high af as well so, that might have done it.
[] I no rite? It's like such a predictable behavior. So cliche.
[] Do all Americans shoot each other and eat at McDonald?
[] A customer asked me for "Little Cheese".

I took her to the little cheese truckles. Small cheese, right? No! "No, little cheese! Very small cheese."

Ah! Babybels! I took her to the bags of little cheese. "No no no, little cheese!"

Grated. She wanted grated cheese.
[] r/glitchonthematrix
[] Who are you? First person I've met on reddit from the same place as me
[] In addition, what was going to happen when people in Bangladesh got the infrastructure needed to make T-shirts, or people in Korea got the machines necessary to manufacture TVs?

You could put a huge tariff on foreign manufactured widgets to prop up the American widget manufacturing economy, but then any American who buys a widget has to overpay for it and has less money to spend on other things.
[] My wife doesn't like the, ah, borrowing. She's more of a browser. Me, I sit down and watch what I'm going to watch and go about my business. And she's not to technical so shared drives, Plex, streaming were all foreign to her.

After two years her exact words were, "I want to pick up the remote and find something to watch. No changing inputs and all of that." She works hard so I can at least give her that
[] I think i would find that harder than the boredom. I like my food.
[] How exactly are children meant to go down that thing??
[] What about Brits seeing other Brits?
[] Oh, Punky!
[] My Science teacher asked the class a question, someone answered, and she leaned over the desk, slammed her hand down and hollered, "THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER!!" She pretty much never yelled, so we were all stunned. It was like in a cartoon where someone yells and the person they're yelling at leans way back with wide eyes. After what felt like an eternity, she grinned and said "nah, that was right." Then she went back to teaching like nothing ever happened.

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