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Ama bqy balnsbe lpify allilh dy
As for tonight's guest,

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fAna fxur gdaN In
I'm proud to say that
avna bngib bngib tgrbh gdidh
we're offering a new experience,

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mxtlfh ,
something different,
alkumidia liha lGat ktir
as comedy has many languages,

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ufy kl lGat aloalm liha kumidia mxtlfh on btaotna
and all languages have their own flavor of comedy,

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fIvna oaijin norfkum oly nuo gdid mxtlf mn
so we want to introduce a new kind of
alkumidia mn bld tanie
comedy tonight, from another country.

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uavd mn Achr alAstand Ab kumidians ally brh ,
This is one of the most famous stand-up comedians,

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hitklm blGh Gir btaotna
he will be speaking another language,

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uAvna hntrgm fy albit
and we'll translate at home
mc hntrgm hna fa dh bravtkm
not here so it's up to you.

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fa iarit trvbua moaia bu uan hu
Please welcome, Wonho!

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uan hu mn kuria algnubie
Wonho is from South Korea.

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rbna moakua iagmaoe uan hu
May god be with you guys, Wonho!

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dy alpvke mc mih mih ha?
That's not a sincere laugh.

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hy dy, hy dy
Now we're talking!

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alpvke almZbuTh
This is the proper laugh
I'm looking for!

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Iza mpvktuc kdh
If I don't get this laugh,
dana ruvt fy stin dahie
then I'm a mess!

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bqulukm msa' alxir ana bvky orby, btw, bvky orby
Good evening, I speak Arabic by the way,

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msa' alxir iagmhur alkrim
good evening our esteemed audience
umcahdina balbit
and to all our viewers at home,

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Ana mbsuT gda gda Inh Ana
I'm so happy that I'm a guest
oly brnamg albrnamg mo basm iusf
on The Show with Bassem Youssef!

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hqulukm sr SGir ,
I'm going to tell you a little secret,
Ana bvkic orby,
I don't speak Arabic.

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ally oam tcufuh halA dublag
What you are seeing now is dubbing,

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lan Ana om bvky kury
I'm actually speaking Korean,
bs fih vd guh bitklm orby
and someone inside speaks Arabic,

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ugmaoe almuntag om birkbua
and the editing guys are dubbing
alSut oly alSure
the sound as we speak.

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albrnamg dh gamd
This show is great,
lanh alsnk mih mih
because the sync is flawless!

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aorfkm oly valy ,
To introduce myself, I actually
la ana bvky orby on gd
do speak Arabic of course,

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