Now listen up sonny,
I got a little something to say
About the birds and the bees.
So try to pretend to pay attention
And you just might learn a thing or to.

To start my little old rant
I warn you of the bees you see
Never was their a better creature
But get to bold and you'll find a sting
But play it cool and use the moves
And you'll find yourself in a pot o' gold


Now about the birds you will come to know
Never was a more pretty sight
But all behold never glare from underneath
Or you will find many dirty bombs
Fall from up above from these pretty little things
But if you keep the feeder full
You'll keep on hearing the sweet little tunes

So now you know
About the birds and the bees.
Never say you weren't warned

Stefan Hanson

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-birds-and-the-bees-3/