A girl asked me to describe her neatly...
My playful mind got into action steeply! ! !

She stood still, expecting her praise...
But I went on with some disgrace -

'Your eyes are big and horrible...
They make me extremely fearful and terrible! ! ! '

'Your lips are like dark red chilli...
On your face they, they really look silly! ! ! '

'Your neck as if that of a giraffe...
Looking at them, I always do laugh! ! ! '

'Your hair look like a bird's nest...
In which small ones lay down and rest! ! ! '

Hearing all this, she could not resist...
Her voice rose-'For me you do not exist! ! ! '

Situation got worse, so I held her hand...
And told her that all this non-sense was planned! ! !

Finally, she understood my sarcasm...
Both of us giggled, full of enthusiasm! ! !

Vivek Vikram Singh

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sweet-sarcasm/