Friable Macintosh's for sale here
Right by the powdered milk
Of Shakestonian ruminants herding
Notwithstanding extinct status

Portable Portnoy habitats
Otherwise called port-a-potties
Delivered Cod or gratis
For pink-pantied Hotten-totties

Biscadelian porcelain thrones
Are not for the impoverished
And there's water poof jelly-phones
For mermaids in their grottos

Once I groped a groper
Where the groupers like to feed
Never grope a day-glo grouper
Where a pedo's gone to seed

Never stroke an offshore derrick
With a short broken piece of pipe
Or sing to a pipe organ Herrick
Where the boys are hunting snipe

Never chew a chaw of tobacco
On Tobacco road; there's a curse
Of a rat gnaws by light of day-
Or even dark, in a hearse.

Patti Masterman

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