My friend Joe, he's a sex pest,
and he harrasses women everywhere he goes,
you'll never meet a guy who's uglier,
with his big fat face and crooked broken nose.

But once inside bars and nightclubs,
you better hold onto your girl, heaven knows,
once he's tapped you on your shoulder and you turn around,
he'll grab yer partners ass before he goes.
Thats Joe! ! ! ! ! !

D.A. Woods

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/here-comes-joe/