Spring is here, well dammit!
The hedges are in bloom.
The grass has slyly grown so high,
The weeds have left no room!

I am a Spring fanatic,
I love this time of year
But garden work is endless,
Relaxing's out - I fear!

The garden is a great place
To suntan and relax,
But as for working in it?
- I'd rather take Ex-Lax!

For those who have green fingers,
I'm in awe - yes, so respecting,
But let them do their arty work
Whilst I snooze upon the decking!

Joe Hughes visit joehughes.org.uk

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