Today's the day
The teddy bears, they
Got stoned 'n' forgot where their tools wher laid
Couldn't do the job. 'n' didn't get paid

So they told the boss the tools got nicked
Lost their jobs, homes and wives (who left 'em quick)
Ate scraps of food from the woods that made them sick
And us c###s thaught they was 'avin a picnic?

chespoet comic

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