Baby’s crying
Dog is barking
Is someone at the door?

Kitten has fallen
Into the wash
Telephone is ringing

Laundry needed
Boss is calling
Could someone get the door?

Husband gone
His golf game calls
Where are priorities?

I need a break
Where’s the Calgon?
Someone take me AWAY!

Rose Falcone

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