Youngsters look the same to me,
cutesy smiles, baby eyes, rosy cheeks and
porky thighs.

Yes they all look the same to me _
though young to me is 33 …
and if that’s you I didn’t mean…..but you all look the same to me.

I never realised it before, it’s such a terribly big bore
but Jack Whitehall and Lindsey Lohan
look like they use baby lotion!

I mother all of them I guess, all so much to their distress
but otherwise they’d catch their deaths
as they all go around half dressed,

and even those half naked, bless _
bare breasts, sweet chests, no hats or vests….
all look the same to me.

I guess I’ve gotten old if old is what I am
but beg forgiveness from you please
and put a coat on or you’ll freeze!

Ruth Walters

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/all-the-same-to-me-2/