In life there are good investments and irresistible investments
Such as seductive young females who tempt the weaker sex
Gyrating their bearish capital earnings in the flesh
Promising blissful happy endings on otherwise sour projections
To old married men with nothing but pocket change for brains
Markets may rise and the markets may fall
But when all is said and done
In the end it is all
Nothing a good tax cut can’t cure

Ted Sheridan

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/using-good-sense-in-a-free-market-system/