I'm stuck in traffic and it's hot....
Rush Limbaugh is talking on my car radio
About some jerk who wants the first shot
To assassinate him....seems this idiot
Even wrote a facsimile of a book on the subject (see Al Franken)
Some people never learn how to leave well enough alone
Take for instance this guy in front of me in the mini van
The one with the bumper sticker mentality of a soccer mom
Honking his horn over and over as if somehow
The traffic will move quicker if he just honks one more time
While holding his middle finger out his window
And into the face of God and the light hanging over his roof
I bet he doesn't know that at this very moment the guy next to him
The one in the rusted out pickup truck with the Confederate flag
On his rear panel all covered in Georgia mud....
Is praying that the shotgun he displays behind his head was loaded
For he would surely shoot this asshole dead
Turning up my radio to atone for this guy's horn...
Rush Limbaugh says he has half his brain tied behind his back
Just to be fair......to liberals and the left
But in all fairness to him.....
And judging from what I know about the 'Human condition'
He could tie his entire brain behind his back and still complete
a 'Fata Compli' of anyone who wants to take him on.....
Some people just don't understand their limitations....
We're all stuck in traffic and there ain't nothing we can do about it___

2007 © T Sheridan

Ted Sheridan

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