You might as well just bury me in the sand
I wouldn't dream of standing in your way
Though if you marry that girl
Oh what a crying shame
You may never forgive yourself
For a happy man's blues
Is bound to shake up the universe
Kick rocks with me
Instead of putting yourself through all that torture
The male ego is nothing but a mind spasm
Ha ha
Do you honestly think I'd let you go to the grocery store alone?
And there she is, lo and behold
With her pathetic lies covered in tears
What did daddy do this time?
The truth is
It is me who loves you, not her
So sue me
I may not have a dollar to my name
But I have way more class
Than she has in her little finger.

Electric Lady

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-truth-219/