A new diet craze: You typing foodstuffs with
fibre value, vitamins and minerals; threatening
me with a new regimen – while I’m trying to
compile a story about Vladimir the Insane -

It is so nice to write with another author, he
came up with Vladimir, infusing a bright ray of
reality into the tale; I immediately countered
by introducing Nutmeg, the Dragonfly-Fairy

Who caused Vladimir to experience epiphany
by bringing him magical honey - but I digress:
Your new diet entails compiling a special
routine for the kids and me

I flee in despair: Diets only work
when they contain Cadbury’s
and lots of icing on cake!

Margaret Alice

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