Catholic girls seem nice,
Catholic girls are chaste,
but, very much like other girls,
Catholic girls are chased...
- - - and somewhat disappointed,
when they aren't!

The Nuns don't really know,
about those lessons they bestow,
the experience of most Catholic girls,
- - - they don't want us to know.

Jewish girls seem nice,
and Jewish girls seem chaste,
but, very much like Catholic girls,
and Lutheran girls, and Irish girls,
and Russian girls, and Spanish girls,
and Canadian girls, and Chinese girls,
and every other kind of girl ...
It is the thrill of being caught - - -
or more exactly,
the thrill of catching the hunter unaware,
... and catching him!

Barry Van Allen

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hunter-hunted/