the carpet says to the wall:
stay away from me!
and the wall says to the ceiling:
stay away from me!
and the ceiling says to the roof:
stay away from me!


and the roof says to the crows:
can’t you find a better place
to put your droppings on?
oh, damn you
and stay away from me!

Raj Arumugam

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/raj-arumugam-nonsense-verse-19-from-floor-to-roof/